The Hell Cycler in it's current form, requires highly skilled engineers to supervise it's use. This is where the Crisis Intervention Team (CIT) comes in. Thier job is to ensure that everyone gets maximum enjoyment from the Hell Cycler in addition to ensuring that the HellCycler's formidable powers are used for good and not evil.

You may see these specially trained "Crisis Intervention Team" members at a Hell Cycler party. These individuals wear specialized Crisis Intervention Team shirts that resemble a repairman's uniform. Rest assured, if there is a crisis, one or all of these highly skilled team members will surely intervene - as soon as he finishes his drink.

The team regularly recieves requests for new members. Currently, we are not expanding the size of the group. Keep in mind that these individuals are the best of the best. Years of experience and rigorus liver abuse is necessary to achieve the skill level required by the CIT. However, it is easy to become part of the Hell Cycler family.
See "So you want to have your own Hell Cycler party" for more details