WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MIX TO DISPENSE?
A very popular mix has been the regular Margarita. It's easy to do, and everybody seems to love it.
AREN'T PEOPLE AFRAID TO DRINK FROM IT?
Amazingly enough, no. An overwhelming majority of people just walk right up and help themselves.
HOW MUCH WILL IT HOLD?
About 8 gallons.
WHERE DOES THE NAME "HELL CYCLER" COME FROM?
The words "hell" and "cycler" were chosen from a list of anagrams generated using the letters in three "Chrysler" logos. See the history of the HellCycler for more details.
IS IT CLEAN?
Yeah sure, you betcha. Nothing from the original washer is in contact with the mix.
HAS ANYONE EVER GOTTEN SICK FROM IT?
From the alcohol? oh yes, many many people. From the washer itself? - we really don't know, since we blame the alcohol.
DO YOU STILL WASH CLOTHES IN IT?
Generally, no. Although there have been occasions where exuberant female party goers have put undergarments in it.
It is important to note that the presence of the undergarments did not stop anyone from drinking from the machine.
HOW MANY PARTIES HAS IT BEEN AT?
It's quite mobile, so it's been to many around the twin cities metro and western Wisconsin.
DO YOU PLAN TO BUILD ANOTHER?
Yes, we do. Hell Cycler 2.0 is in the works, watch this space to get updates on it's progress.
IS IT FOR RENT?
Oh yes. Keep in mind that by inviting the machine to your party, up to three Hell Cycler Crisis Intervention team members will accompany it.
Also, the Hell Cycler has it's own following, so expect to see people you don't know show up to partake of the Hell Cycler.
WHAT IS THE RENTAL FEE?
We charge nothing. We are just happy to spread the joy of the Hell Cycler.
A generally accepted rule is that a tip is left in the machine for the Hell Cycler Crisis Intervention team.
They are rumored to appreciate fine Whiskey or 12 packs of Leinenkugels Creamy Dark.
HOW CAN I GET MY OWN?
Show us the money.
WHAT'S THE NEXT IMPROVEMENT?
Refrigeration to chill the mix.
HOW MUCH MIX WILL I NEED FOR MY PARTY?
It depends on the mix, and the crowd. You will go through more than you think.
Don't bother getting anything else.
Once people see the HellCycler they are helplessly drawn to it like moths to a flame.
If you are having Wisconsinites or Iron Rangers at your party, double the recipe.
CAN IT DISPENSE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS?
What? You must be on the wrong website.