AGITATION & DRINK CONTROL
You guessed it, you pull knob and it agitates, just like a normal washing machine.
The dial can be turned to indicate the drink currently being dispensed, although it has no function. The choices are:
- Off
- Clorox Cocktail
- Zageb Joy Juice
- Margarita
- Get Naked Lunch Punch
- Tub O' Tequila
- Kamikaze
- Wapotooley
- Martini, agitated, not stirred
CUP SENSOR
When the machine is in Cup mode, a cup placed under the spigot will be detected by this sensor and
the timed dispense cycle will start. Instant happiness for the parched party-goer.
INEBRIATION LEVEL CONTROL
Sets the "drunkeness" level, sort of. It actually sets the time for each dispense cycle.
This allows the party-goers to adjust the amount dispensed based on cup size, or better yet, the desired drunkeness level.
Choose from 11 levels
- Buzzed
- Well Oiled
- Lit
- Blotto
- Hammered
- Marinated
- Pie-eyed
- Wrecked
- Pissed
- Embalmed
- 1 Better than 10
DISPENSING SPOUT
This is the business end of the machine. The mix in the tub will be pumped through this spigot and into the cup of a very grateful party-goer.
If there isn't a cup there to catch it, it goes back into the tub for another try.
